“Taking my girlfriend back after she cheated on me. It made me paranoid and distrustful of her and she ultimately cheated again anyways. It was an awful several months and put a damper on the whole year for me, as if 2016 wasn’t shit enough.”
“People immediately asking us when we were going to have kids. Like, pretty much within a month of our wedding we were getting asked that question. It really is such a private, personal question, but once you’re married, people have no boundaries.”
Confusing business and stress with happiness.
“Keep your standards high and remember that you deserve someone great, but also don’t have a strict, inflexible list of what you expect in a partner. If you do, and you refuse to waiver from it, you’ll never find anyone.”
Focus on loving others so strongly that you forget to love yourself. Neglect yourself long enough that you start to accept the kind of love that is less than you deserve, because you start to believe that it’s the best you’ll ever get.
You do this thing [. . . . . . . . . . . . .] on your Instagram captions and then put 36 hashtags at the bottom. YOU THINK WE DON’T NOTICE BUT WE DO.
It’s like the Earth put all of the worst things that have ever existed into a blender, and then chugged it way too quickly, and you are what came out the other end.
Arriving everywhere slightly out of breath. Because you always leave for work or for social plans six minutes after you’re supposed to, but you still manage to get places on time.
If she’s the first person to pop in your mind when you think of someone who’s constantly on the go-go-go, a fitness tracker could not be a more perfect gift.
You can brag to them about something as ridiculous as “I actually folded my laundry and put it away right after I took it out of the dryer!” and they’ll be totally proud of you.