13 Signs Your Cat Runs Your House
You don’t eat before the cat eats. You don’t even pee before the cat eats.
You don’t eat before the cat eats. You don’t even pee before the cat eats.
Do laundry. Check your email. And voicemail. Do you even still have a voicemail box? Welp, now seems like a good time to find out!
Farrah Abrahams is the biggest enigma of the Teen Mom franchise. And she’s just as fake and unsexy as every other porn actor.
We need to stop texting and start calling. We need to stop calling and start showing up. We must stop Liking someone’s status when what we mean is, “I like you.”
Putting your soft little kid feet on black cement in the middle of summer in the South is a kind of trauma you never forget.