What Every Single Thing In The Universe Says About You
84. What your braces say about your problem-solving abilities.
What I Think Of When I Think of You
Thoughts alone of your incandescence are strong enough to produce a physical sensation of heat.
I’ve Been Thinking About Giving Up
I’ve been thinking about giving up. Not in the complete sense of the term. I’ve been thinking about giving up in…
Thoughts I Had The First Time I Fisted Someone
Stop thinking about kale. See, now that’s exactly what you don’t want to do. Once you tell yourself to stop thinking about something it is impossible NOT to think about it. Kale. Kale. Kale. OMG!! Stop!
Everything Will Be OK
My doctor’s office has gone electronic. They have put all of their medical files into a computer software system. Now all of my colds are zeros and ones.
TV Quiz: Are These Quotes From Dexter Or Sex and the City?
They share so many similarities it’s hard to tell sometimes. Or maybe they don’t. Maybe one is about an insane person with terrible values who is unable to sustain meaningful relationships and the other is about a serial killer?
Death By Nostalgia
Things that haven’t cure my nostalgia: cranberry juice, water, shots, vitamins, candy, Aleve, stretching, and music. Definitely do not try music.