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Here, then, is an argument for a different view of Canada – six reasons we should be giving them not just affection but our actual respect.

The bad news are those couples on trains. Overall, it’s a fair trade.

If something spooky is happening in a sustained manner, it’s probably a ghost making a specific effort to communicate. Be aware, but calm.

It’s beautiful. It’s tragic. And it’s the dark, poignant secret of Garfield that’s propelled the comic for decades.

Do Not: Try to start a sing-along, apparently. Sheesh.

The layer of wholesomeness unnerves me; the suits, the smiles, the voices and charm… they’re a frat for nice guys, their edges rounded and shaped for easy digestion.

Let’s say you’re aiming to have brunch at 12:30 for four people. Seems easy, right?

There’s no cut off for fun things. You can drink and smoke and eat and hang forever.

I’m a Hufflepuff, and if you’re laughing, you haven’t thought this out.