Recognition I Deserve For Ultimately Deciding Against Sending Specific Texts Late At Night
1. A strong, reassuring handshake from the governor of any state.
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A Letter To The “Groupon Getaways Offers For Two” Emails That I Constantly Receive In My Inbox
Oh, what I wouldn’t give to be swept out of a safari truck with my safari-going fiancé on an “All-Inclusive Kenyan Safari From Odyssey Safaris.”
Facebook Notifications I Keep Checking For
Anderson Cooper and 5,999,999,999 others like your status and your general disposition, opinions, sense of humor, and life choices.
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The Cultural And Deeply Personal Imposition Of ‘FernGully: The Last Rainforest’
The film is half heavy-handed message about our species cruelly destroying the fragile environment and half magic spell-driven romcom a la Seventeen Again and The Switch. I watched it daily as a child.
A Universe-Wide Mandate: On The Quality Of Lyrics Websites
I hereby forbid any song lyric website from depriving the humble viewer of offers for cellphone ringtones.
6 Life Lessons You Learn From Mario Kart That You Should Commit To Memory
3. It Ain’t Personal