13 Women Explain Exactly Why They Love Their Female Best Friend So Much
“We have our own secret language that no one else understands.”
“We have our own secret language that no one else understands.”
“I chose men who were unlovable because you can never get truly hurt by someone you don’t truly love.”
All the sex hormones that soak your brain after an orgasm will induce a sense of euphoria and well-being akin to eating an entire box of chocolate while stroking a litter of newborn puppies.
“I understand that the doctor had to spank me when I was born, but I really don’t see any reason he had to call me a whore.”
“Being cruel for the sake of being cruel.”
“Critics say it’s illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It’s also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn’t born in this country.”
1. Dogs poop in strict alignment with Earth’s north-south magnetic field.
1. I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
1. I’ve been contemplating suicide for multiple months now.
“If civilization had been left in female hands we would still be living in grass huts.”