23 Incredibly Honest Quotes About Life From Silver Screen Beauty Queen Greta Garbo
1. “I’m afraid of NOTHING except being bored!” 2. “Life would be so wonderful if we only knew what to do…
13 Women Explain Exactly Why They Love Their Female Best Friend So Much
“We have our own secret language that no one else understands.”
10 Women On What They Learned After Dating A Major A$$hole
“I chose men who were unlovable because you can never get truly hurt by someone you don’t truly love.”
18 Scientific Reasons Why Having More Sex Will Improve Your Entire Life
All the sex hormones that soak your brain after an orgasm will induce a sense of euphoria and well-being akin to eating an entire box of chocolate while stroking a litter of newborn puppies.
32 Sarah Silverman Jokes That Prove Women Can Be Hilariously Crude
“I understand that the doctor had to spank me when I was born, but I really don’t see any reason he had to call me a whore.”
14 People On The Relationship Dealbreakers They’ll Never Forgive
“Being cruel for the sake of being cruel.”
Hair Force One: 40 Of The Funniest Donald Trump Jokes
“Critics say it’s illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It’s also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn’t born in this country.”
30 Facts About Dogs I’ll Bet You Didn’t Know
1. Dogs poop in strict alignment with Earth’s north-south magnetic field.
Hungary For Your Love: 33 Classic Burns From Zsa Zsa Gabor
1. I never hated a man enough to give him diamonds back.
12 People Reveal Their Shockingly Morbid Personal Secrets
1. I’ve been contemplating suicide for multiple months now.