29 Things Men Say They’ll Never Understand About Women
Found on AskReddit. 1. Why are the crazy ones the best in bed? Why mental/emotional stability is inversely proportionate to good…
Found on AskReddit. 1. Why are the crazy ones the best in bed? Why mental/emotional stability is inversely proportionate to good…
“Why do you draw penises on everything?”
“If you’re looking for a very simple way to make ramen extraordinary, go with Parmesan cheese.”
“I whispered my brother’s name into her ear.”
“In a Port-A-Potty, at a shitty parking lot carnival.”
“Weirdest memory was a man who wanted to role-play him being a lesbian and me being his mother.”
“I had a teacher who told me she slept with Jimi Hendrix. She said it was the best sex she ever had. What’s funny is she was the crabby old lady teacher.”
“once im done with you tonight youll wish youd die.”
“I can never just blend into the sea of white faces.”
“I was 8 when a landlord in Germany put his hands down my pants while I was feeding a rabbit he gave me.”