22 Men, Ranked In Order Of Masculinity

“One day I was grilling a steak, without a shirt, drinking a beer, and smoking a cigar. Then to top it off it started raining and I felt like a fucking viking.”

Cable Is The Ex No One Wants

“Um, hi. I don’t understand why my cable bill is so high? I could be renting fabulous Louis Vuitton handbags every month at this price.”