14 Things All Chronically Late People Know To Be True
No matter how large the buffer between right now and the time you have to be there you will still be late. Kanye shrug!
No matter how large the buffer between right now and the time you have to be there you will still be late. Kanye shrug!
When we get dressed in the morning we’re putting on a brand new filter. We crop ourselves in anew.
Yaaas Mr. President, yaaass!!!
Give yourself time between serious relationships to heal. That way you’ll be better prepared to go after what you want. And you’ll be less likely to compare your new beau to your ex, too.
Grindr is such a fun place!
Sounds like a nightmare.
Be the first one to flirt.
Is it Saturday yet? HELP.
First thing’s first: remember that s/he is an ex for a reason.
When that whole Rachel Dolezal thing happened over the summer the first thing I thought was, “Oh, Lord. She is going to be one of the hottest Halloween costumes this year. Mark my words.”