20 Petty Memes You Never Knew Your Extra Ass Needed
The pettiest memes for the pettiest people.
The pettiest memes for the pettiest people.
Why does anime food always look better than my frozen pizza??
“The gal who pissed and shit herself while screaming, ‘I’m pissing and shitting myself you motherfucking bitch!'”
Rihanna’s lingerie line, SAVAGE X FENTY, officially dropped yesterday morning, and it’s been selling out like crazy.
VR porn is one of the most popular reasons people use VR sets, right after video games (first) and NFL-related content (second).
So, what can you expect from LoversLab? There’s a vast array of mods that cover all sorts of game alterations, from sexy character transformations (i.e. larger-than-life breasts and thighs) to full-on extraneous sex scenes.
She asks you about your job, your friends, your family, your hobbies. She meets the punchline of your jokes with her own witty retorts you can’t help but smile at. Before you know it, hours have passed and she tells you it’s time for her to leave. You wish she didn’t have to.
Maybe that’s how you know you’ve fallen out of love: I spent so many years underlining your sentences and dog-earing your pages, but in the end I didn’t feel the need to reread your passages or explore your hidden meanings. I just wanted to move on to something better.
Being in love with someone who is in love with two people is like plucking flower petals off of daisies. “He loves me, he loves me not. He loves me, he loves me not.” One moment so sure, the next my confidence wavering. Do you love me? Did you ever?
I’ve never been able to figure out when our story ends — maybe it never will. Maybe we’re destined to be a series of chance meetings, just vignettes decorated with apple orchards and jack-o’-lanterns and crisp air that tastes like pure nostalgia.