During my freshman year of college, I could fit into a friend’s size 0 pants. I was exactly the size we tell pretty women to be. When a woman is good-looking, we tell her that she could model. She could be a zero, just like me.
If you’re black, you’re guilty until proven innocent.
If we’re going to fail, we should at least shoot for the heavens trying.
2. Your town shuts down on game day.
Britney Spears’ LGBT politics are stuck in the last millenium.
8. You sometimes describe yourself as having been “born too late” or “having an old soul.”
If ‘Gravity’ isn’t perfection, I’ll take what I can get.
Like the ‘Runner Runner’ poster suggests, Justin Timberlake needs to know when to walk away.
7. Define yourself by what you love.
Who knew that Phoebe from ‘Hey Arnold’ was crazy hot or that 52-year-old Tommy Pickles was a comely grandma? Prepare your brain and your childhood accordingly.