If you need to come out with a country album, there’s a very simple formula for the cover. First, find a white dude with gay face, preferably if he looks like an ex-boy band member or Jesus. Put him in a dark henley or a plain-colored t-shirt.
6. ‘Gravity’ is the moviegoing experience of the year — and maybe the decade.
1. You sleep with your iPhone next to you, curled up like a kitten.
Anyone who likes David Sedaris is automatically good people. If you catch him reading Amy Sedaris, though, you marry him.
1. “As I Lay Dying,” Written and Directed by James Franco
“I like the pole and the hole, and right now I’m as moist as a snack cake down there. So, why don’t you come over to my crib after school, and I’ll make your pinky all stinky.”
Society loves an easy target, especially if the target has a vagina.
“Isn’t what you asked for? Isn’t it enough? When will it ever be enough?”
The more we shame her, the bigger she gets. At this rate, she’ll be the biggest “slut” we’ve ever seen.
The world is his sexual oyster.