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“The Hobbit”: Because you can seriously read this whole damn thing in a Sunday afternoon. What’s stopping you?
It’s not just that J.K. Rowling can’t stop telling her own stories. It’s that we don’t want to let her.
“I’ve paid more to be dumped than any man alive.”
2. ‘Veep’ helped Tony Hale finally get that long overdue award that the Emmys owed him after ‘Arrested Development.’ Buster Bluth isn’t a Milford Man anymore.
Ben and Jerry’s: that’s what love is.
In the spirit of ‘Breaking Bad’ finally (!) winning Best Drama, all the Emmy voters took meth before they cast their ballots.
“It’s like a made-for-TV movie.”
Gerber had some issues selling their baby products in France. If you speak French, you can guess why. “Gerber” means “to vomit” in French.
The problem isn’t school. It’s Jaden Smith, who needs to drop out of existence, or at least call in sick for a while.