An Open Letter To Digital Grammar Nazis With The Grammar Corrected
(And also with the style and content corrected.)
A Friend Of Mine Died The Other Day
He was the first friend I ever knew who died.
Obama Is The Devil, But You Knew That Already
Because television says so.
The Trolley Problem
What if there is no right answer?
The Floating Essay, Untitled
This time, then another time, I think, and then it’ll be over, with that world too.
The Devil
The devil exists to give our lives events.
The Library
In my dream I saw an enormous library.
100 More Simpsons Quotes, In Order Of Importance
“Well, kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.”
Analysis Of A Joke
I only know one joke.
Untitled Story About A Stripper
All stories are stories about sadness.