Hell As A Place, Part One
At 5 p.m., with the setting sun and with the sky all red, it can look like the whole world is on fire.
Marry, Screw, Kill (Revised Edition)
Marry: …The kind of person who you keep excitedly calling back to say, “Oh, and one more thing,” even though it’s, say, three o’clock in the morning and you’ve already been talking for hours.
Anything Done For The First Time Unleashes A Demon
One, two, infinity.
Watch The World’s Changing Seasons, Via Google Earth
Half-frozen rivers; mountains that are simultaneously covered in snow and being broiled by the sun.
The Real Story
I see now that I never told you the real story about me.
Is ‘The Great Gatsby’ Movie Going To Suck Or What?
Well, that’s the million-dollar question, now isn’t it, Old Sport?
Here’s Your Star Wars Terrible Sequel Generator
“Star Wars: Follow Those Ewoks!” starring Tina Fey? Sure; why the hell not?
A Short Talk About Gun Control
You know what’s a damn good idea? Banning all guns.
The Problem
The problem was a real problem. It really really was.
Novels, In Order Of Greatness
7) Catch-22
8) The Trial
9) Charlotte’s Web