Thought.is

“Their combined wish brought forth Melvan, a magical flying fart-donkey with powers that include morphing, invisibility, and the power to tell tales and create songs.”

This is not the yellow “Futura” font you’re looking for. Ha. …That, um, was meant to be a Wes Anderson joke. Or a “Star Wars” joke. Whatever, man; I just work here, you know?

Here is the story as it was told to me.

Black sheep are more likely to be hit by lightning than white sheep.

You can only catch a yawn from someone that you like. (The same is true for sneezes.)

A mirror went for a walk down a road.

Sky-fa-aalll, nothin’ but sky-fa-allllll. Okay; that’s not actually a song.

It was evening all afternoon.
It was snowing
And it was going to snow.

One onion-ring-topped burger to rule them all.