Here’s Your Ever-Changing U.S. Map Of The Most Popular Girls’ Names
West Virginia keeps trying to make “Brittany” a thing. Just stop it, West Virginia.
Here’s Your Compilation Of Animals Stealing Food
Mostly cats stealing food, because cats hate us.
21 Quotes About Nothing
“Hail nothing full of nothing, nothing is with thee.”
A Short Story About A Field
How to enter the field? How to do it?
If I Had A Horse
If I had a horse, I would not give it a name. Instead, I would just call the horse “Horse,” for horse alone seems like a noble enough name for a stead.
21 Quotes About Silence
“Stand shadowless like Silence, listening
To silence.”
Porno
He was watching a porn movie.
The Reverse Vampires
The reverse vampires sleep all night and stay awake all day.
50 Quotes From Miller’s Crossing, In Order Of Awesomeness
“Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.”
What Is #Sharknado?
Every so often, we are privileged to witness greatness: greatness in the form of Tara Reid and the blond guy from ‘90210’ fighting a whirlwind of sharks.