Room 101
You know what is in Room 101. Everyone knows what is in Room 101.
Another Field Guide To Flirting For The Socially Awkward
Say everything with an exclamation point, if you can’t do that then nothing I tell you will help you!!!!11!!1!
A Conversation About Sex
We started arguing about Post-Structuralism, or maybe Deconstruction I can’t remember, and I said that Deconstruction was just a machine, a machine for taking things apart, but then those words acquired extra resonance because we were also taking about sex.
Semicolons Are Sexy
They are.
A Complete List Of All The Advice That My Father Has Ever Given Me
3) “Don’t ever put on a crew-neck sweater with a lit cigarette in your mouth.”
The Wedding Guest
What would you wear to God’s party?
Happiness
The happiness of being with other people.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE
…No direction home.
No Direction Home
And so — now what?
for to end yet again
For to end yet again skull alone in a dark place.