How am I supposed to come up with super smart theories about what’s going to happen on Game of Thrones if I’m just glancing up every so often in between liking arbitrary Facebook posts and putting heart emojis on girls’ selfies?
Do you want to know how to live the rock and roll lifestyle from your own home? Shut up. Yes you do. YES YOU DO! YES!
I feel like it’s important never to force anything. Writing uninspired spawns uninspired words, go figure.
Don’t blow this off if you feel like you’re young and vibrant. NO ONE IS SAFE!
I’m through with it all, and am ready to become the crazy cat lady I was meant to be.
My “mattress” was one of those egg shell pads, and a flattened pool noodle, or something. This lies on top of a metal cot made from Turkish swords that guarantees the worst back pain in history.
You’re going to need a lot of booze.
I’m not weird. You are.