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Kanye has a knack for making us feel a tad uncomfortable. And it’s not dissimilar to a discomfort that runs rampant in many of Shakespeare’s plays: that of the un-family.

As you can see I have an affinity for vintage Gaultier and 90s style stuff. Again, you are welcome.

Though it’s unclear what it is about bed frames that tickles them so, the fact of the matter still remains. Since going to college I’ve kept a tally and my mother has said the term “bed frame” seven billion times.

Often it’s not about what TO do but what NOT to do. Something that’s always worked for me: if you could just TRY and not bring that Toblerone into bed with you. You’ll look (and feel) better in the morning. Promise.

Santa Con isn’t something I can replicate with words; it’s neither a good cause nor a good idea; it’s all around poor-planning and represents everything I loathe in life. And yet, it lives on.

7. I don’t have to share the comforters with my book, which serves me quite well seeing as I sleep best rolled up into my blankets like a spicy chicken taquito.

When you’re 12 and your eyebrows start to resemble a caterpillar infestation on your face, you make decisions to rectify this that you perhaps wouldn’t have made had you been a couple years older.

14. Getting someone to burp you is not as easy as it once was.

42. [To Minze Eisner] “Perhaps I will go to Meran after all, or else to the moon, where there is no air at all and where the lungs can take a rest.” (Prague, February, 1920)