16 Urgent Questions For My Bikini Waxer
10. Why did you apply wax to my left upper thigh yesterday?
14 Signs You’ll Never Be A Soccer Mom
4. Minivans Make You Break Out Into Hives
My Endless Battle With Lazy Wrist Syndrome
Some things have definitely taken the brunt of my lazy wrist more so than others. My couch, for instance, as well as my white duvet color. Also my mother’s sanity.
10 Ways To Be The Best Single Friend Your Coupled Friends Could Ask For
Smell something funny? Deal with it. See a roach? Pet it. Don’t watch Game Of Thrones? Well, guess what? with them, you do.
Listening To Next’s “Too Close” At 11-Years-Old Vs. Listening To It Now
Re-listening to Next’s “Too Close” now, at (almost) 25-years-old, is a harrowing experience. One I wouldn’t wish upon anyone.
10 Things I’d Rather RSVP To Than Your Wedding
2. An Invitation to North Korea
9 Misconceptions About NYC Private School Kids
NYC Prep was one of our worst moments.
Old People And Jealous Haters: Stop Being Worried About NYC Prep School Kids
Apparently, The Post required not one, but the combined efforts of two journalists to write this hackneyed and generally useless 459-word article, which centers around the school I attended for the first 18 years of my life, Horace Mann
The 30 Most Epic Zingers From Famous People Throughout History
5. He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
Is This How It Feels To Be Cool?
Sometimes, when I’m at home on a Friday night watching the most recent episode of scandal that was on the night before, but that I didn’t have the time to watch because my bedtime is now 9pm, I think to myself: what would it feel like to be cool?