15 Reasons Being Single Is Awesome
8. No awkward family functions.
Buzzwords In The Bedroom, Part II
A little while ago, I wrote a story about what it might be like if people used popular business buzzwords while they were in the bedroom. This is a second installation to the series.
A Boy Fakes An Orgasm In Bushwick
In the past year and change, I have not had an orgasm induced by a female.
Bill Raftery Narrates One Of My Sexual Encounters
“With the kiss! A kiss to be remembered, potentially!
40 Things Meatloaf Would Not Do For Love
Here is a definitive list of those thats:
Buzzwords In The Bedroom
“Look, the deliverables we agreed on were at least one orgasm each, and we’re not clocking out until then. These are all billable hours, so we can take our time.”
The Abnormal Saga Of Scott’s First Dick Pic: A Harrowing Tale
I don’t have many rules for how I live my life, but one of them is that I refrain from sending pictures of my dick to people.
20 Popular Sayings And Idioms, Revised
The vast majority of things that do not kill you don’t make you stronger.
The Things I Have Done To Get Out Of Having Sex
Sometimes, the idea of having sex with someone seems like a terrible way to spend a few minutes. You can be drunk, tired, depressed, etc.
5 Imaginary Reviews Of Dates With Scott
What if there were a website where you could write and give starred reviews of people you’ve gone on dates with? Like a Yelp for mating.