Recapping ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Week 9
I’m convinced that Angela Bassett is a witch for being able to look that good at the age of 55.
Dating While Broke: 5 Affordable Ideas
Anyone who thinks they are too good for casual Tex-Mex dining is suspect, in my opinion.
Recapping ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ Week 8
Not sure which is worse, having a boyfriend who cheats or a boyfriend who systematically plots to slaughter all my witch friends.
11 Observations From A Former Movie Theater Employee
I’ve caught two teenagers fucking inside the theater for ‘The Crazies.’ Sort of poetic, really.
This Is How You Lose Me
You’ve stopped squeezing my hand three times like we practiced for when we’re out in public and you want to silently tell me ‘I love you.’
6 Ways To Enjoy A ‘Mental Health Day’
If this is your mental health day; there is no room for your body insecurities on the couch.
The Type Of Love I Need For You To Offer
I need you to yell, I need you to simmer. I want you to cry and to laugh and smile and to sulk in the three-dollar movie theater because I refused to hold your hand.
The Thanksgiving Dinner Drinking Game
Every time your drunk uncles (drunkles?) get into a fight about sports/politics/religion.
We Are Both Alive
You are everything that has ever made you cry. You are everything that has ever made you laugh.
5 Crazy Exes Who Are Worse Than Yours
Dude, it is 2013, there is pornhub…there is no reason for you to make creepy sex tapes of your ex wife. I will buy you a Brazzers membership. I will personally buy you one if you just stop.