Into The Winter
You can’t wait around for an idea. He disappoints.
A Gift Guide For Your Health And Fitness Obsessed Friend
You and your friend both know that she hasn’t worn actual pants since like 2004, so getting her another pair of her signature yoga/fitness/it-looks-like-I-worked-out-earlier-but-really-I’m-just-running-errands-all-day pants will surely be the most functional gift she receives this year.
A Pattern
We liked to look at each other and say nothing. We could do that without it feeling weird. Your eyes read mine and sometimes I could hear them when you stared at me.
Inner Monologue Of A FroYo Shop Employee
I have a fun fact about the apple pie flavor — ready for it??? It lacks both apple AND pie. So talk amongst yourselves!
8 Things About Chanukah That Stress Me Out
I’m still trying to say goodbye to November and now you’re trying to tell me that I have to switch gears entirely and pretend to be all pumped for lighting the freaking menorah? I don’t even know where the menorah is right now!
We Came Close To Being Something
You were there and I was here. We thought there was too much space and then when the space grew, that was that. And so you powered down and shut me off.
29 Signs You’re From (South) Orange County
You’re unsure of where “north Orange County” begins and ends, and you sure as hell don’t want to find out.
But This Is What You Wanted
Wrap yourself in a thin coat and walk to your new job. Let your hands freeze and your lips burn. You like to let the cold wake you up and remind you of where you are now.
5 Ways to Recover From Your Long Weekend
Tom Hanks is security blanket in human form and watching him gets me high off of optimism and smiles.
6 Ways To Make Yourself Uncomfortable During A Bachelorette Weekend
Get the bride-to-be drunk enough on fruity cocktails and sangria that she’s unable to protest your decision to herd the group over to trashiest bar you can Yelp.