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Pillsbury Doughboy — you and I both know it’s about time you pulled your head out of the clouds (literally!) and allowed a few others some time in the spotlight.

And if you really feel like getting into the spirit, add some alcohol to the mix! Everyone else is already drunk, so you might as well put in a solid effort to catch up with the rest.

This feels like an episode of Gossip Girl, except in this week’s installment, no one is acting or being ironic!

I’m still totally lost on how a package of powder and hot water magically combine to create this jiggly, untrustworthy semi-solid. Jell-O is hiding something from all of us and I want no part of it!

There’s always one person you’re totally attracted to in class. Usually there’s more than one, because um, this is a YOGA CLASS after all.

If you have a ton of things, then be prepared to feel/look like you have a serious hoarding problem.

Plan to give yourself an hour in “bed” and an hour in “bath,” budgeting no time for the “crap I absolutely do not need” section, more commonly known as “beyond.”

His hair is literally perfect. It’s thick, it’s wavy-ish, it’s dark, and it’s clearly not going anywhere any time soon. Those are some strong Kennedy follicles and I’m in awe of them.

Unless you’re my boyfriend, I probably don’t want to spoon with you. Especially if you have that much back hair.

I hope and I pray that holiday candies have expiration dates, but in my heart I know the truth. Candy corn will outlive us all.