Resting Bitch Face Is A Blessing In Disguise

It seems unjust that people should think I’m a bitch based on something completely out of my control. Actions speak louder than words and they should speak louder than faces, too.

I Can’t Stop Grocery Shopping (I’m Not Kidding)

It seems so harmless, so innocent, doesn’t it? It’s grocery shopping, a chore, a suburban drudgery. But for me it’s become both a source of too much joy and the bane of my existence. Alcoholics can swear off alcohol. They can stop going to places that serve it. But how can I stop grocery shopping?

How To Meal Prep

Step 4: Take ingredients out on the last feasible day of respectable use. Question your value as a human being.