14 Ridiculous Hookup Rules College Girls Are Expected To Follow
That dude who dated the Theta president twelve years ago? Yeah, OFF LIMITS.
That dude who dated the Theta president twelve years ago? Yeah, OFF LIMITS.
We legit do not know how to write a check. (No, guys, we can’t “just venmo” our landlord this month’s rent…)
Here’s the great paradox of this shitty ordeal: Acute workaholism inconveniences our relationship in a million ways, but the symptoms—ambition, energy, diligence, confidence—are among the many reasons why I love him.
All I’m saying is, damn, the breakup doesn’t seem so inevitable anymore. And I’m not so sure I’ve got to live and love another before I make my way back to you.
When you don’t get to see his face or touch his skin, a “hi what’s up” text means a lot more than it used to.
If you’re not comfortable divulging your “issues” to a new special someone early on, it probably won’t last.
These real accounts of bizarre familial traditions will convince you that there really is no normal.
For all the times I am—have been, will be—guilty of taking you, for lack of a hipper idiom, for granted: I love you, and you make me happy.
I am no more sexually available—I am no sluttier—in my shortest skirt than I am in my baggiest sweats.
Being a “Senior Washed Up Girl” never looked so drunk.