An Open Letter To Who Gives A Hoot?

Does the person who RTs a major media outlet story link within seconds of it being posted really give a hoot? Or, have they just been scouring the web and trying to seem up to date on viral matters?

Everything I Know About Not Knowing Anything

We’re all living in a world where we’re expected to be up to date on everything, everywhere, all the time, because it’s literally at our fingertips. Well, I’m here to tell you I honestly don’t know a damn thing that’s going on.

Dear Self: You’re Not Lonely, I Promise

Although that seriously awesome joke you made about the Royal Baby went relatively unnoticed (0 RT’s or favs), you are totally connecting with a diverse group of people on a new-aged level.