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I will admit my love for Fred Armisen knows no bounds. You could always count on him for at least one incredible SNL sketch that would air at like 12:45 and which was so incredibly strange that you felt like there was an 80% chance you were hallucinating it.

Tilda Swinton Eating People’s Baby Pictures

“It was like either: (A) I was a terrible guy who was knowingly doing this rotten thing over and over, or (B) it wasn’t so rotten, really, just normal, and the way to confirm it was normal was to keep doing it, over and over.”

Gravity’s Rainbow, Thomas Pynchon’s most acclaimed novel, famously begins, “A screaming comes across the sky.”

‘You take a baby and’ – here he says something truly awful about what you could do to that baby, worse beyond anything you could imagine – ‘and it dies,’ and here he says something equally wretched…And it’s at moments like these that you realize prison is the only place for him, and hope to hell he never puts his hand on your skin again.

“It smelled gawd awful. It tasted like wolf pee and i had to go to the hospital.”

Old Navy: We are only as empty as our cargo pockets

“He was expelled by the team on August 14 when he told the team he was going to a funeral, but instead went drinking.”