I’ll never forget the first year I tried a sexy costume – 1992, when I was Sexy Charles Grodin. What should have been an unforgettable evening was ruined when someone brusquely pointed out that “Charles Grodin doesn’t have gout.”
Sit down with a beer or two and put your feet up.
2. Oregon Trail
Trees Lounge is understated and poignant – it understands quite a bit about alcoholism, never glamorizing or demonizing it. The result is almost like one of Raymond Carver’s prosaic tales of run-of-the-mill, drunken melancholy.
You: Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?
7. Wes Anderson’s Unbearably Precious Ninja Turtles
Like the Irish countryside? How about vicious, bare-knuckle street boxing? Well then, Knuckle is the film for you, especially if you also share a passion for gypsy folk.
Which Obscure Biblical Passage Will Become the Cornerstone of Your Impending Insanity?
People call your drug problem your “second worst habit.”
It’s never just salad tongs, of course. If somebody has salad tongs in their ass, it’s because they were trying to get the other thing out.