This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
Tom Hanks and Meg Ryan email each other more. I stop listening for a while because I’ve already seen You’ve Got Mail and I know what is going to happen. Tom Hanks knows too.
Suggestions For The Trillion Dollar Coin, From A 21-Year-Old
There’s no need to pay me for these ones, Mr. President, I’m used to working for free or school credit.
Mischa Barton
All I can do is try and become as worthy of being talked to as possible.
Aaron Carter Felt Very Sexual Last Night
Aaron Carter could dominate the social web.
My New Life In New Myspace
I don’t want to move there after the inevitable, “20 Ways You Know You’re A True New Myspacer” posts come out.
Pitchfork Gets Me.
I don’t think the girl-folk/alternative rock bands are real because nobody can ever recognize them. I think they are like that band Sniffy Dog that made the fake version of Beach House’s “Take Care” for Volkswagen.