Can’t Afford College? Apply For One Of These Unfortunately-Named Scholarships!!
Do the regular scholarships not fit your particular set of skills?
Rejected First Draft Titles Of Famous Movies
A Clockwork [insert name of random fruit here as it won’t matter as no one will understand what the f%@k this movie is really about anyways].
I Decided To Grow A Beard And Truthfully, It’s The Best Thing To Ever Happen To Me
So, I decided to grow a beard. Hold your applause till the end.
15 Foolproof Tips For Nailing Your Next Job Interview
Don’t attempt to “wing it” or “improvise” or “pull rabbits out of your hat.”
11 Guaranteed Ways To Make Yourself Genuinely More Attractive
This is your lucky day, because I have compiled 11 extremely easy steps that, if taken, will lead to you becoming much more attractive then you are right now.
20 Things No Guy Should Ever Say Out Loud To Anyone. Ever.
Don’t take this the wrong way, because I really value our friendship.
10 Little Things I Wish I Could Tell My Younger Self About Growing Up
Cry your heart out.
You Might Be An Addict If…
Change is just around the corner.
Do Yourself A Favor And Never Say Any Of These 12 Things To Your Pregnant Wife
Remember, whatever you do, never say any of the following to your amazing and lovely pregnant wife.
10 Little Ways To Ensure You’ll Get A Girlfriend And Absolutely Not Die Alone
Girls love to be complimented. Scratch that, they are like hungry savage beasts who will tear you limb from limb if you don’t remind them how amazing they are at regularly scheduled intervals or they will leave or both.