Clark Kent’s First Day At The ‘Daily Planet’
By the way, when you tweet our stories, use the hashtag #DailyPlanetIsSuper.
Tired Of Your Humdrum Life? Why Not Try Sex With Me®?
Yes friends, Sex With Me® is low-maintenance, low-cost, and most of all, brings results!
Jim “Mr. Skin” McBride Welcomes His Class At The Columbia Journalism School
You are here today because celebrity nudity journalism is your calling.
Bob Dylan’s Christmas Album: An Appreciation Of Sorts
So yes, the obvious interpretation is that Christmas in the Heart is simply another bomb thrown by Dylan at his oppressively weighty reputation. But somehow, this doesn’t fully encapsulate the range of emotions the album inspires.
A Tribute To The One True James Bond
Anyone who has seen it will tell you that The Dragon Lives Again is one of cinema’s finest achievements.
The Case For A Hologram Elvis
Just imagine the thrill: there you are in a massive stadium, surrounded by a multitude of fans both old and young, anticipation thick in the air. The lights go down, the band begins to play, and the unmistakable sound of “All Shook Up” starts blaring blares from the speakers, and there, before your very eyes for the first time since his untimely death, is the body of Elvis Presley.
In Praise Of Weird Al Yankovic
One of Yankovic’s most famous songs, “Amish Paradise,” provoked the wrath of Coolio, who didn’t appreciate having his solemn gangland rap turned into a silly lark about the Amish.
Why I Love Judge Judy
Judge Judy may be a terrible show with its daily ceremony of shame and ridicule, but as terrible shows go, it’s one of the best.
My Predictions For The 2012 Academy Awards
Billy Crystal’s monologue will contain satanic messages if played backwards.
I Think It’s Time For Me To Start Having Crushes On Other People
Now, I’ve asked you here today because I think it’s time for us to assess our relationship. To be blunt, we need to face facts: our best days are behind us. I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I think it’s time for me to start having crushes on other people.