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Cyber War in Real Life (2006)

In case you care, this is what a cyber war looks like in real life. When computers fight computers! Or, more aptly, when (people desperate to buy) computers fight (with other people desperate to buy) computers. In the moments before the panic, the young girl narrating the video informs us that “People are looking restless.” The camera then pans to her friend who is counting down to something when the screams begin. Computers (at ridiculous prices!) are the item on deck, and before anyone can make sense of what’s happening, a crowd of overweight shoppers are involved in a sweat-inducing skirmish. However, most are too weak to fend each other off, and the screams quickly turn to whimpers of defeat.