Dude Videotapes Giving Free High Fives, Misses The Memo On Personal Boundaries
Apparently, a man is walking around with a video camera and giving free high fives to unsuspecting bystanders. This sounds like a New Yorker’s worst nightmare–an annoying man coming up to you on the street and asking you to make physical contact? Try it in Indiana, dude. I’m on my way to Whole Foods and can’t deal. I’ve never understood people who liked to high five one another anyways. In high school, the freak Christians tried to high five me and then ask if I wanted to come to In-N- Out and learn about Jesus.