Here Are The Best British Names of 2014
To celebrate the British royal family’s recent trip to the United States, we’ve compiled a list of the best British names of 2014. All of these are real people that live in Britain, living normal lives just like you and me. Some of them artful dodgers, others professional carolers, one man is a clerk at the office of the mustache chancellor, and yet another tastes and smells pocketwatches, to identify and rank integrity. Just think, you’d be named like this if you lived in England:
Nigel Cumgently
R. F. L. Mittens
Wainscot Proxy
Wendle Ravagewhistle
Cheese Danish III
Francis Sexcuss
Spencer Goldanus
Covington Bullshit
Chauncey Tennytinny
Charles Barles
Goodman Bumbleeboobs
Fuck Pisschild
Genital Mealhouse
Duncan Doughnut
London British
Bondjames Bond