I Took Real Things Men Have Said To Me On Tinder And Made This Creepy Poem

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Hey you πŸ™‚
did anyone ever tell you
you’re everything

and I’m just gonna be honest,
my hunger is demanding
i like whiskey and imagining you
meeting my mom

tell me something
no one else knows

maybe a drink on me?

what are you stressed about
nothing is so bad,
baby

maybe this isn’t
real life,
have you seen Westworld?

i like your shirt
and heart

oh, do you do butt stuff?

let me
call you, Darling

i’m not creepy,
i promise

you look like my future wife
want to fuck?

it was so nice
to meet you πŸ™‚