Jaden Smith Posts Some Really Bizarre Stuff On Twitter

I don’t know what you primarily use Twitter for, but one of those things should be to follow Jaden Smith. He posts some of the most cryptic and bizarre things on a consistent basis that won’t exactly educate you, but will definitely entertain. Is it possible to hire him as my life coach? 

 

How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren’t Real

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 2, 2013

“It’s Your Birthday” Mateo Said. I Didn’t Respond. “Are You Not Excited To Be 15” He Asked. Reading My Book I Uttered “I Turned 15 Long Ago”

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) July 9, 2013

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2013

You Think You Get It. YOU DONT YOU DONT YOU DONT!!!!!!!

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 4, 2014

There Is No Nutrients In Our Food Anymore Or In Our Soil OR IN OUR WATER.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 10, 2013

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 13, 2013

I Encourage You All To Unfollow Me So I Can Be Left With The People Who Actually Appreciate Philosophy And Poetry. #CoolTapeVol2

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 13, 2013

Let’s Be Clear You Do Not Know Me You Think You Do But You Don’t Know Where I Live Where I Sleep Or Anything My Life Consists Of.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 25, 2014

Most Trees Are Blue

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 23, 2013

School Is The Tool To Brainwash The Youth.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 12, 2013

You Can Discover Everything You Need To Know About Everything By Looking At Your Hands

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) May 10, 2014

If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) August 7, 2013

Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile They’re Quite Beautiful.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) September 20, 2013

You Do Not Know Who You Are Or Why Your Here So When You See Someone Who Dose The Society Comes Together As A Whole And Destroys Them.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 8, 2014

Water In The Eyes And Alcohol In The Eyes Are Pretty Much The Same I Know This From First Hand Experience.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) March 4, 2014

If Everybody Got To Meet Me In Real Life, 50% Of My Fans Would Hate Me And 50% of My Hatters Would Love Me.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 31, 2014

If You Turned The State Of Alabama Into One Giant Farm, The Land Area Could Grow Enough Food To Support 10 billion People.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) November 13, 2013

People Tell Me To Smile I Tell Them The Lack Of Emotion In My Face Doesn’t Mean I’m Unhappy

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) January 1, 2013

When I Die. Then You Will Realize

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) October 2, 2013