At first it was just obnoxious, but you’re a girl and that’s who this song was made for. I’m drawing the line now. Stop telling me that I don’t “get it”. There isn’t anything to get. Please cease or you will be asked to resign. Outlined below are the following reasons for my ultimatum.
Chad Kroeger once said something that changed my life. I’m paraphrasing, but it was close to “People say Nickelback sucks. Well, we pack arenas and have sold over forty million records. You don’t like us, but we clearly don’t suck.”
Sometimes you need a companion that’s just going to distract you; not to avoid feelings, but to remind you that there’s more out there than love.
People tell you that you should focus on yourself and you’ll attract the right partner. This is bullshit.
At the end of the day, if she’s worth it, you won’t want anyone else.
We already had maps drawn and tickets on our bedside tables, but this breakup was unforeseen—and permanent. Faced with the fear of traveling on our own, we boarded the plane to Bangkok together.
My grandmother never taught me to be scared. She was light, and laughter… a pen pal, a side kick. My Peter Pan.
Somewhere—between all the sex I haven’t had, the patience I wish I had, and the excitement they think I have—I got sick of being engaged.
Maybe sometimes depression is pitch-darkness, Spaghetti-O-stained sweatpants, nonstop weeping, and visceral self-hate.
Life felt pretty regular the afternoon my car got struck by lightning.