5 Things Only Women Should Do
4. Carry umbrellas
Be a man and just walk in the goddamn rain.
What Happens When The Nazis Are Brown?
Jolly Ol’ Hitler keeps reinventing himself after death, and he’s even more gangsta now than Tupac.
12 Things I’ve Learned Since Moving To The Midwest
I recently left the crass, frozen bosom of my ancestral New England for the impossibly colder Midwest—specifically Michigan.
The Savage Inanity Of Neon Female Armpit Hair
In order to throw off these conveniently invisible shackles, they have started dyeing their armpit hairs in bright, funky colors to protest what they see as another symptom of the patriarchy.
On Leaving Again
Shortly after you graduate college, you’ll want to get away.
How The Eff Am I Supposed To Know What Love Is?
There’s a sleeping girl in my arms, and everything feels perfect.
9 Unique Ways To Share Your Writing That Will Make You Internet Famous
One year and 23 days ago, I sat on a hill in Austin, TX and wrote a two sentence poem down in a journal.
This Is What You Probably Didn’t Know About The Secret Menu At McDonald’s
The thing about “secret” menus at restaurants is that they are completely unofficial, which means that the folks there are not trained on how to make them.
If You’re Looking For A Furry Friend, You Should Consider Adopting A Dog
I decided to adopt and not shop, and it changed my life.
5 Realizations Guys Have When The First Bro In The Group Gets Married
If you were ever concerned or vain enough to care about your age, there is nothing like a wedding to make you feel old.