The Truth About Tumblr Girls

This week, G-Eazy released a music video called Tumblr Girls, featuring cuts of beautiful sad actresses mixed with actual posts from Tumblr.

My First Séance (Broke My Heart)

It’s around Thursday when my best friend Bea decides to have a Victorian séance. “I think it’ll be fun,” she says. Bea defines the world in terms of ‘fun’ and ‘not fun’. She is the kind of girl who throws wilfully obtuse theme parties, such as a ‘Reproduction’ bash that involved vases of eggs and barricading the door to the college dorms with pink and red papier-mache. At the climactic moment of the party, she burst through the door and screamed, “I’VE BROKEN THE HYMEN!”

The Truth About Focusing On Life In An Alternate Universe

The mere thought of having endless possibilities becoming a reality is quite comforting. The idea that somewhere out there, there’s a version of you actually living the way you always wanted too – experiencing true happiness.

This Is Why You Deserve To Let Go

Not being able to sleep and eat and function in anything, killing your social life, wearing his shirts -just to be able to feel his presence- you are dying to be with him and would do everything just to make it happen.

Thoughts Of A Fat Girl

I will never have a first kiss. I will never get to know what love is. because, let’s face it, who would want to love me?

Smoke, Drink, Amnesia

North Vancouver and its Alpine peaks spread out in the skyline. Undulating ridges lit by moonlight. Grouse Mountain had extended their operational hours to celebrate 5cm of fresh powder; late in Spring, almost Summer. Their ski-lift fog-lights made dark-red, champagne-yellow and bright-white stars. We smoked. We talked real estate. We did not kiss.