Predicting The Endings Of Popular Movies I Haven’t Seen


The Sixth Sense: Bruce Willis has been dead the whole time, duh.

A Clockwork Orange: Protagonist moves to cottage in Vermont and lives happily ever after.

Apocalypse Now: It was all a dream.

The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring: After all that, Zales is closed.

The Godfather: Mobsters celebrate with pizza.

The Godfather Part II: Leftovers.

The Grapes of Wrath: The book is still better.

It Happened One Night: The next morning, Plan B.

Raging Bull: “Adriaaaaan!”

2001: A Space Odyssey: The audience wakes up.

Man With a Movie Camera: Director realizes, “I guess we’ve been rolling this entire time.”

Dr. Strangelove: Money shot.

The French Connection: Tea Partiers push to rename film The Freedom Connection.

Gone With the Wind: It ends?

Blade Runner: Wesley Snipes fatally stabs the evil vampire.

Some Like it Hot: So long, gazpacho.

The Bridge on the River Kwai: Porky Pig bursts through screen: “That’s all, folks!”

Schindler’s List: It was all a dream.

Star Wars: I give everyone shit for watching Star Wars without me again.

The Triumph of the Will: Hitler fist bumps Jesse Owens.

The Silence of the Lambs: Leftovers.

Citizen Kane: “Here’s looking at you, Rosebud”

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