This Is Why She Fakes Her Orgasms, Based On Her Zodiac Sign


Aries: March 21st – April 19th


She wanted the sex to end so that she could go home and masturbate.

Solution: Watch her masturbate, so that you can learn how she likes to be touched and can copy the moves she uses. 

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

She got tired and just wanted the sex to be over with already.

Solution: Give her oral (and an orgasm) before having sex, so that you don’t feel pressured to think about baseball for hours while you’re actually thrusting.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th



She didn’t want to be rude and admit you had no idea what you were doing.

Solution: Touch her clit. Slap her ass. Hold her wrists down. Try moves you haven’t used before and see what she responds the best to. 

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

She wanted to raise your self-esteem, because she really likes you.

Solution: Remind her that you want her to be comfortable telling you the truth, that you love her and won’t feel bad if she doesn’t finish. 

Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

She was feeling self-conscious and wanted the sex to end.

Solution: Remind her that she’s strong. That every inch of her body is beautiful. That she’s the only girl you ever want in your bed.


Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

She was in pain, but was too embarrassed to say anything.

Solution: Make sure you use lube and foreplay for long enough before getting down to business. 

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

She was too stressed to actually orgasm.

Solution: Give her a massage beforehand. Light candles. Set out flowers. Make her feel completely comfortable. 

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

A guy has never made her orgasm before so she’s assuming you can’t, either.

Solution: Have a long conversation about what she wants and needs out of the experience. Communicate inside and outside of the bedroom. 


Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

She knew there was zero chance of orgasming, so she figured she might as well fake it so you would stop trying to touch her.

Solution: Dirty talk. Ask her what she wants and then do it. Don’t be afraid to ask questions or to get ordered around.  


Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

She was bored and wanted sex to end so she could get on with her day and get all of her work done.

Solution: Help her around the house so that she doesn’t have as much to stress about. So she can keep her mind on sex while it’s happening.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

She was moaning to get herself into the mood more and then you just assumed she had an orgasm, so she went along with it.

Solution: Remember that moaning doesn’t mean that she’s climaxing. It takes a woman a while to finish. Stay patient. 

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

She cares more about your pleasure than her own pleasure.

Solution: Pick a day where the sex is all about her. Go down on her, finger her, do whatever you can to make her orgasm. Show her that her pleasure is important, too.