This Is Your Filthiest Habit, Based On Your Zodiac Sign

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Aries (March 21st – April 19th)

The critical feeling and the stubbornness with which this sign refuses to accept they could go wrong.

 

Taurus (April 20th – May 20th)

A BIT TOO MUCH KINK. And porn too. Basically, whatever makes Taurus be in the spotlight and in the dominant role in bed.

 

Gemini (May 21st – June 20th)

Forgetting to be grateful to the little things in life such as family, friends, nature, and what else is there.

 

Cancer (June 21st – July 22nd)

Procrastination is your middle. And your middle finger each time you have to deliver tasks on time.

 

Leo (July 23rd – August 22nd)

EGO. EGO. EGO. EGO. EGO. ECHO? EGO. EGO. EGO. EGO.

Virgo (August 23rd – September 22nd)

Being over analytical and pointing out things that sometimes are not even clear to the eye.

 

Libra (September 23rd – October 22nd)

Being clingy, and although you have a good heart, making your partners sing: these boots were made for walking.

 

Scorpio (October 23rd – November 21st)

Abusing your sexuality to manipulate people emotionally and getting them to do things for you.

 

Sagittarius (November 22nd – December 21st)

Over materialistic, you care sometimes more about objects, desires, money, and whatever blings social status.

 

Capricorn (December 22nd – January 19th)

A constant need for validation from all areas, a harsh insecurity that at times falls on others for absolutely no logical reason.

 

Aquarius (January 20th – February 18th)

You drop your clothes on the bathroom floor, shower and then swipe the floor with those clothes.

Pisces (February 19th – March 20th)

Inflicting emotional pain as revenge for all the mind fucks you went through over the years.