Uber Wants To Know Which Of Their Drivers Is A Drug Dealer, But Live-Tweeting Passenger Isn’t Snitching
By Jacob Geers
This is the epic story of @NotLikeAnt, his (probably) drug-dealing Uber driver, and Uber Support.
It began when @NotLikeAnt called for an Uber to pick him up, and he immediately got a weird feeling about him.
i think my uber driver is on coke. i just can't prove it.
— Daddest Man On The Planet (@AntFromCA) September 24, 2015
But our live-tweeting hero was curious, and while probing a little more, he got his answer.
asked my uber driver if he ever been pulled over on a fare. he said "nah i drive lowkey cars cuz i hustle and sometimes i have weight on me"
— Daddest Man On The Planet (@AntFromCA) September 24, 2015
This confirmation led to some concerns about his own welfare —
he gone get us locked up
— Daddest Man On The Planet (@AntFromCA) September 24, 2015
— and some other interesting information.
yeah he's telling me the spots to get coke and hookers.
— Daddest Man On The Planet (@AntFromCA) September 24, 2015
Uber Support, however, picked up on the Live-tweet discussion and swooped in with an offer to help.
@NotLikeAnt That is absolutely not ok. Please let us know what happened at http://t.co/balq3Eyso6 so we can look into this immediately.
— Uber Support (@Uber_Support) September 24, 2015
But @NotLikeAnt wasn’t about to “snitch” on anyone.
i aint no snitch bruh @Uber_Support
— Daddest Man On The Planet (@AntFromCA) September 24, 2015
uber the feds??
— Daddest Man On The Planet (@AntFromCA) September 24, 2015
Some of his followers seemed interested in “getting a ride” from this “Uber driver.”
@NotLikeAnt @Uber_Support my nigga..let me hit him up for some loud
— Faraji (@FarajiFode) September 24, 2015
And, finally, we are left with one major outstanding question: was he satisfied with the ride or nah?
idk if i should give him 1 star or 5 😂
— Daddest Man On The Planet (@AntFromCA) September 24, 2015
If you have any information about drug dealing Uber drivers, I’m sure @Uber_Support would be keen to hear about it, seeing as they aren’t likely to get anything out of @NotLikeAnt.