18 Lessons We Can All Learn From Having Normal Sex (As Told By Anonymous Strangers On The Internet)


1. A sense of humor is a great way to get over any awkwardness. (Mrs_Holman_7)

2. If you don’t ask for what you want, you’re never going to get it. (Anonymous)

3. Always finish first. (from p6788, who wanted me to include that they were being somewhat sarcastic here.)

4. Sometimes if you want something done right, you have to take matters into your own hand. (NoahzArk)

5. When you’re selfish and concerned only with your own pleasure, you’re only ruining your own fun in the end. When you’re benevolent and generous, the pleasure returns to you many times over. (yours_duly)

6. Don’t judge a book by its cover. Often times the ones that look and dress the part of the “wild one” are the most insecure and boring. It’s the wallflowers and nondescript people that usually turn out to be the most exciting and adventurous. (CuntyMcGiggles)

7. The most fun is the tension and the build up! (Young_Link13)

8. Just because he acts like a huge dick doesn’t mean he has one. (elohssasihtdear)

9. That sex isn’t everything, that a relationship isn’t just sex. Even if you have sex multiples times every day with your partner until you die, you still have many, many hours with them in which you are not having sex. A relationship should be about compatibility, friendship, and many other reasons before sex. With my current SO, we are the best of friends and have so much fun no matter what we’re doing. And sex taught me that. It’s not everything. It’s pleasurable and amazing sure, but not as amazing and pleasurable as a real honest relationship. (PulleN)

10. The one time that nice guys don’t finish last. (differentmorals)

11. Patience is infinitely more rewarding than frustration. (k-needs-a-hobby)

12. Being lonely is better than feeling used. (Akemi622)

13. Focusing on other’s joy brings you more happiness than just worrying about getting what you want. (Anonymous)

14. The prettiest package doesn’t always mean the best performance and quality. (lookingforthatlegend)

15. Enjoy it with someone you care about, and while it lasts, because you never know when you might go on an insanely long dry spell after a sudden break up. (JordanSM)

16. If you try too hard, you’re just gonna end up ruining whatever fun you were having. (nofate301)

17. Perfectly wonderful people who you thought you knew and trusted, can turn into fucking psychopaths when it comes to sex. (squidsquidsquid)

18. Just because you want something doesn’t mean you’ll ever get it. (FreakinFreakInfreaki)