44 Crummy Pieces Of Advice You Should NEVER Follow

35. “If I can do it, you can do it.”

That’s nice, I’m not you. I don’t have the same genes, the same environment, the same memories, hormones, childhood, influences etc that you do.

So saying that means absolutely nothing.I get the sentiment, but more often than not, this just makes people feel worse when they agree, then try, then fail doing something someone who seemed like they were in a worse overall position was able to do.

36. “Masturbate before sex.”

It took way too long to finish. And that was because I finished myself.