44 Crummy Pieces Of Advice You Should NEVER Follow

9. ”Take a girl to a movie. It’s your first date? Even better. Go see a movie”

Never fucking do this. Never. I would rather play chess, than take a girl to see a movie on our first date.

10. “It’s better to whole ass one thing than to half-ass two things.”

One of the lessons I’m trying to teach myself is the value of half a job done. I don’t do things that NEED to be done because I was always taught you damn well do it right the first time – if you sweep the floor it better be completely and totally spotless when you’re done, for example. So if I don’t have the energy to get into every nook and cranny, I don’t sweep. And then my floor gets way grosser than if I’d just done it and done a crappy job.