50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

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35. Red back spiders webs are special in the sense that they can act as a tripwire and lure prey similar to how you lure friends and then stab them in the back when they least expect it.

36. You are nuttier than squirrel shit.

37. You have the spine of hagfish, the brain of a sea cucumber and the personality of a pearlfish.