50 Brutal Comebacks For Animal Lovers To Win Any Argument

38. Slugs have four noses, meaning they would probably die if they got close enough to smell your bullshit.

39. The male angler fish lives it’s life attached to the female, serving as a living reproductive organ. I thought about asking it what it’s like being a ballsack, but then I remembered I could just ask you.

40. An elephant would forget you.